Dear Al,
The inconvenient truth is that it was nine degrees below zero this morning here in Chicago. I know you're very upset about global warming so I'd like to make you an offer you can't refuse:
You send us some global warming, and we'll send you some deep dish pizza. We'll throw in a passel of votes from dead people and prisoners, just to sweeten the pot.
Your friend, Michelle
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