Seven reasons why February seems like it's the longest month of the year
1. There are no mittens in the stores, but if you need a bathing suit or white pants, you're in business.
2. People giddily comment on how warm it is outside - and the temperature is a balmy 35 degrees.
3. Valentines Day candy is 75% off by February 16. We buy it. Then we eat it.
4. We have the urge to paint something yellow. We dream of yellow rooms, yellow t-shirts, yellow balloons, yellow snow shovels. There's not much sun in Chicago in February.
5. No mail on President's Day.
6. Take car through car wash. Do it again. Do it again. Do it again.
7. One word: Phlegm.
2 comments:
I guess I am one of the giddy ones. It's supposed to be 41 degrees tomorrow. Now for a cliche, "Break out the suntan lotion!"
you make me laugh
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